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Every Kookie Crooks flavor has a character, a role, and a little trouble attached. Meet the mascots behind the public lineup, then head to the menu when you are ready to browse the cookies.
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Flavor: The Don Chip
Personality: family-first, old-school, smooth, and impossible to ignore.
The Don keeps the crew moving with classic chocolate-chip confidence. He is warm, rich, and familiar, but he still walks in like he owns the block.
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Flavor: PB&J Time
Personality: chaotic, loyal, fast-talking, and always halfway into a plan.
Phoebe and Jay bring the sweet-and-salty misdirection. One keeps the scheme charming, the other keeps it loud, and together they make peanut butter and jelly feel like a caper.
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Flavor: Zero Mint
Personality: icy, precise, clever, and allergic to boring moves.
Zero Cool slips through the system with mint-cookie confidence. Crisp chocolate, cool attitude, and a digital grin that says the password was never safe.
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Flavor: PB Bruiser
Personality: bold, protective, heavy-handed, and secretly snack-motivated.
When PB Bruiser shows up, subtlety leaves the room.
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Flavor: Oreo Trouble
Personality: always knows where the good stuff is hidden.
Oreo Trouble always knows where the good stuff is hidden.
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Flavor: Caramel Apple Pie
Personality: polished, persuasive, warm, and always three steps ahead.
Sweetie Pie can talk her way past any door with caramel charm and apple-pie confidence. She is cozy, clever, and never as innocent as she looks.
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Flavor: Strawberry Cheesecake
Personality: flashy, persuasive, and always one smooth pitch ahead.
Strawberry Swindler arrives with a carpetbag full of promises and a three-piece suit sharp enough to sell a getaway. His strawberry-cheesecake pitch is sweet; his timing is sweeter.
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Flavor: Pumpkin Pie
Personality: clever, flirty, confident, and mischievous.
Basic Witch can charm a room before anyone notices the spell has started. This blonde enchantress wears fall color like a spotlight and keeps her pumpkin-pie plans one step ahead of the crew.
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Flavor: Pudding Bandit
Personality: sneaky, sweet-toothed, and always chasing the next vanilla-wafer score.
Every great heist starts with a treasure map, and Pudding Bandit always finds the sweetest prize.
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