The Don Chip
3 for $5 
A rich classic chocolate chip cookie packed with chocolate chunks and homemade flavor.
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Cookies with a record.
Big bakery-style cookies, bold flavor files, and a playful crime-crew universe built for limited local drops.
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Zero Mint
$5.00
A rich chocolate cookie loaded with milk chocolate chips, mint chocolate chips, and finished with winter mint drizzle.
PB&J Time
3 for $5
A smooth peanut butter cookie filled with creamy peanut butter and sweet strawberry preserves.
PB Bruiser
$5.00
This heavyweight peanut butter cookie brings creamy, crunchy, chocolate-loaded chaos in every bite.
Oreo Trouble
$5.00
A chocolate chip cookie infused with Oreo, cream, Oreo cookie bits, and finished with Oreo cream icing drizzle.
Caramel Apple Pie
$5.00
A white chocolate chip cookie filled with real apple pie filling, salted caramel bits, and topped with a salted caramel glaze.
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A little mischief. A lot of cookie.
Kookie Crooks gives every flavor a character and a rap sheet, but the cookies stay in front: bold textures, rich fillings, and a premium small-batch feel.
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